๐ FROOMESWORLD'S LOVE ISLAND
Hello all. Iโm gonna keep it short and mf sweet up top here because we have a bevy of beauties on show tonight and every word I type is another lovelorn singleton unaccounted for!
But before the jump โ putting it out there โ Iโd like to host Love Island 2022!
me in Mallorca
Weโve got a year and a bit before that becomes a reality, so in the meantime Iโve created our very own slice of paradise right here in the FROOMESWORLD newsletter.
I asked you, my loyal employees, to throw your top hats in the ring for a chance at love. And using my executive judgement, I whittled the submissions down to 15 suitable candidates.
The first couple to go on a legit, actual (legal) date will win an exclusive FW prize pack including a Universal Store voucher, some artesian alcoholic beverages and the full suite of ReFlex conversation cards.
So, if you see someone whose look you like, consider a tasteful slide into the DMs.
Perhaps you could share your favourite FW moment and who knows? You might be on your way to owning a festival shirt and a hangover.
And remember โ you miss 100% of the shots you donโt take.
LIN JONG HAS A BLUE TICK
28. Male. Woman (pref). Melbourne. Fave FROOMESWORLD moment: Froomes Spin Queen Remix. Fast food preference is McDonaldโs โ timeless, know what to expect, easiest to find.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/linjong46/
GENEVIEVE THE BEAUTIFUL SKINCARE FREAK
FROOMEY! Iโm Gen, F, 23, St Kilda East ๐ฅฐ Fav froomesworld moment is the lip filler reaction. Fav fast food is Maccas because obviously??
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/genandrsn/
SHIA LABEOUF BUT HIS NAME IS REID
Matchmaker Froomes, Iโve been a silent investor in the company for far too long and Iโm thrilled this is my first DM to the CEO.
My name is Reid, Iโm a 25 year old gay guy living in Fairfield Melb.
My favourite FW moment would have to be last years live date, specifically the one with big twisty. Itโs what brought me into the company and Iโll never forget how you salvaged the footage after it was UNFAIRLY taken down (iconic CEO behaviour). Preferred fast food would have to be KFC because itโs just up the road from me and I can never say no to a zinger.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/reidrough/
STELLAAAAAAAAAA! *TEARS OUT HAIR*
Iโm 21, female, bi, Sydney inner west located, and would have to say Oporto for best chippies & an occasional jalapeno popper. My fave FW (well one of them) would have to be you being bitter about not being invited to fashion week. No FW for FW.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/stella.morison/
NOAH THE FKN CUTIE
22. Bicurious. Indian food. And gotta be the Kay Rona skit u did last year, pretty sure it popped my FW cherry.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/noah_jordine/
MEEGS IS MY FAVOURITE
27. Female. Bisexual. Newcastle, NSW. Fave Froomy moment HAS to be going on your virtual dates with you last year. Seeing you drink vodka mudshakes and break it down while that man sat there was just such girlboss gatekeep energy and I've been a fan and an FW employee ever since. Favourite fast food HAS to be McDonald's. It just never fkn misses. Steamed buns are my religion.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/rat_grl/
LUKE IโM CONSIDERING DIBBSING HIM
27. Male. Women (straight). Dee Why Northern Beaches. Been an employee for 2 years now. When our CEO got CUMMIES just before it blew up! Inspired me to get some at the same time but something fucked up and I ended up missing the rocket. Iโm one of those awful people who try and be healthy so I donโt eat fast food. Fuck me right? But if Iโm gonna say one it has to be the McSpicy or KFC cause itโs simultaneously satisfying and disappointing how much it reminds me how average it is compared to Korean fried chicken.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/lukemangraviti/
JACINDA AT THE PIZZA RESTAURANT
29, Female, Men, Collingwood. FAVE FW MOMENT: So many to choose from, the live date with Dom was a highlight, Cummagedon, the lockdown LASH. Fave fast food is 1994 Pizza Hut.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/markfuckerberg/
JORDAN LONG-TIME EMPLOYEE
Hi Froomy ๐ธ. Name: Jordan. Age: The wrong side of 25 (30). Sexual preference: Gay. Location: Melb/Perth (bi coastal x). Fave FW moment: watching the lust drain from ur eyes and the panic set in when big twistie did the costume change on ur live date and u planted him in the FZ. Fave FF: unarguably red rooster, they deliver & their chippies are better than nandos and they do school canteen style chilli chicken strips
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/jrdnchrstphr/
LILLIANโS A BOSS, BUT SHE DOESNโT NECESSARILY WANT A SUB
27, Girlboss, looking for Man, Sydney. FW Moment: when our CEO didnโt give us financial advice but was the catalyst to me starting a crypto portfolio. Cummies forever. Fast food, Maccas. Itโs consistent, semi-reliable and literally everywhere. Itโs also the only fast-food restaurant that I trust to make and sell assorted animals. Chicken, beef AND fish? Hungry Jacks could never.โ
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/flex.mami/
THOM THE PLANTBOI69
26, male. Sexual pref: women. Fav fast food: manoosh, because it hits different. Fave froomesworld moment: would have to be the first thing I saw, โnothing breaks like a fartโ miley cyrus cover.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/plantboi69/
SAMANTHA DOING THE MOST IN THAT HOT PINK JUMPSUIT!
24 / Female / Straight / Melbourne. Favourite FW moment: that time a guy I dated ghosted me and then reappeared on the FW story, topless and holding a taxidermy frog with a top hat ๐ฉ ๐๐พ Favourite fast food: Maccas? Basic. Dumplings? Cultured, cost efficient, can pair with wine.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/samanthavarghese/
JAMES IS 100% AN ALIEN
26. Male. Sexual pref - females. Torquay /surf coast. Fave fw moment: vape investigation. Fast food: KFC- nostalgia of going to kfc every Friday night with friends from high school, Have kfc tattoo, love fried chicken.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/fozzei/
SUMMERโS ALMOST HERE
20. Female. Bisexual. Adelaide. Fave FW moment: iso bae date with bat/matt, specifically the frog in a top hat appearance!! Dilf. Love maccas for their salt (cant explain, but mcdos salt tastes different to everywhere else) and their monopoly.
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/summertill4/?hl=en
BLAKE DOESNโT WANT TO DATE HIS SISTER NOT EVEN FOR A UNIVERSAL VOUCHER
28. Male. Interested in Women. Shellharbour. Fav FW moment- big frog shits. Maccas chiggen nuggies - Makes me happy when Iโm sad ๐ Also, my sister Maddie put her profile forward too. Not sure how it will work but If you match people up please donโt match us because that would be awkward haha. Ty froomey! Xx
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/blakeguthrie__/
Fuck me that was laborious! Carpel Tunnel O Clock, I need to go eat some lash et al. Need to go release some of this pressure by way of a FURIOUS MAZ.
P.S. โ Iโve saved over a hundred keen daters, myself included. Letโs see how tonightโs game goes then weโll circle back to the boardroom to identify the next best steps for our toey hopefuls.
Goodnight and good luck.
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