🐸 TOP HAT TIPS: PARTIBOI69
equine themes, ketamine dreams
Good evening darling angels,
It’s Froomy here! And I am simply bursting at the green leathery seams to share tonight’s TOP HAT TIPS.
While the weekly newsletter is ordinarily spoofed out on a Wednesday, FW HQ could not keep this one under wraps.
Speaking of spoofing into wraps… it’s an activity with which our next guest is intimately familiar.
Please welcome to the memo Australia’s Prophet of Pleasure – Partiboi69.
Partiboi69 is an equine specialist, martial arts expert and 69ing connoisseur. He also DJs and produces hard hitting dance music.
I remember the first time I clapped eyes on Partiboi. It was 2017 and I was on Facebook. Ping, a red notification. I clicked through. And what I saw shocked me to my very normal core.
I had been tagged in a video of a man riding a push bike in a pair of New Balance 624’s.
The concept was simple. He was cycling and dancing around London to a breakneck 808 beat, as captured on an old video recorder. And it had my undies aflush.
In the years since, PB has been a huge inspiration for the CEO. His dedication to 69ing, and providing entertainment for ket enthusiasts the world over, is unparalleled.
Roll up the $20 note. It’s time to ingest Partiboi69’s TOP HAT TIPS.
HISTORY
F: When did you become Partiboi? What was your inspo?
PB: Partiboi69 has always been a part of me. It started from drugs and partying but is now driven by a passion for entertaining. It started in 2017 as a creative outlet to learn how to use old video cameras and editing software. I’d been working as a session musician and playing in bands for years, all of which was quite serious, so I think I just wanted to do something that was purely for the enjoyment of being creative. Early on I wasn’t creating anything Partiboi69 related for any reason other than I thought it was fun and I enjoyed it and it made my mates laugh.
I think the reason that my content, music and performing has connected with people around the world is because it started so organically and was never aiming to be anything that it wasn’t. It’s pure. And it is created for pure enjoyment and fun.
WHERE
F: You are currently on a world tour. Would you be so kind as to paint a picture of where you are right this minute?
PB: It’s 3:04 in the afternoon. The sun is setting. Its burnt orange rays are beaming through the carriage window and really doing wonders to the complexion of the Polish locals that I'm sharing a cabin with. My sister Juicy Romance is sitting across from me doing something suss on her laptop and taking up far too much of my leg room.
We’re traveling from Wroclaw to Warsaw for the last show of our Polish tour. It’s my fifth show this week so I’m feeling like a crusty cum sock after it’s copped its fifth load from a horny teenager that has re-discovered porn for the fifth time. Pretty soggy I guess…
AGE
F: I remember seeing you at Splendour In The Grass 2017. I had seen you before in Facebook videos but I had no idea who you were, or how old you were. Judging by the ponytail and Microsoft 95 energy, I assumed you were in your 40s. Can you confirm or deny?
PB: Depends who you ask. My Tinder says 21 but my Raya says 42.
ALIENS
F: If an alien arrived on planet earth, how would you greet them? Where would you take them?
PB: I would greet them on horseback. Naked. I assume they would be naked, So I wouldn’t want them feeling uncomfortable by me not being naked. I imagine they would appreciate this gesture and it would be a great start to our relationship. I would ask for a tour of their space vessel and after this I would take them to the toilets of the Berghain to piss in that guys mouth. This was an unforgettable moment for me and I would want them to experience something truly unforgettable.
CRUISER
F: Best flavour and why?
PB: Strawberry or Guava. Fuck I used to love a Cruiser strawpedo back in my college days. Still do actually. In fact I need to get cruisers added to my rider.
HORSE
F: Can you tell us a little more about the significance of horses in your world? I see you’ve connected with them from a young age.
SR: I grew up with horses. I used to be a big pony club boi during my early teens. Dressage, showjumping, cross country, natural horsemanship... I did it all. My only dream back then was to be on The Saddle Club. So I guess I’ve carried that passion with me through my adult years. Horses are one of the most majestic animals in the animal kingdom and when you’ve worked with them as closely as I have you understand how amazing they are. You really can develop special bonds with horses. I even developed my own martial art called “K-Tech and Horseflow” which I based on the movements of horses:
Funny story about Saddle Club tho. I got my first tattoo this year in Melbourne of a horse and it turns out the tattoo artist was on The Saddle Club. He was one of the bad boys. You can’t make this shit up.
EATING OUT
F: Fave restaurant in Melbourne and why.
PB: The Titanic themed restaurant in Footscray. It’s great for breakups.
MAMI
F: Is it true that your Mum is Ginger, of Ginger & Carmen fame. They were one of the first guests on the FROOMESWORLD newsletter. They inspire me greatly.
PB: Yes indeed. My mum is TikTok famous. Ginger has always been a big part of Partiboi69’s existence. She’s always been front and centre at my shows, is head of merch in Asia Pacific and makes regular cameo appearances in my music videos:
TIM & ERIC
F: Omg once you went live with Tim & Eric on Facebook. How would you describe that experience?
PB: Yeah I was a guest on Tim, Doug and Vic’s YouTube show, Office Hours. Was a trip. I’d describe it as biting into a delicious fruit that's full of bull ants and they bite your tongue and you can’t speak even though you have something super important or funny to say. Kinda what happened to me. Tim’s whole thing is being a bit of a tough nut and he was certainly pretty tough with my nuts… Which were on the ground… Because I dropped nuts. Ah well shit happens better luck next time :)
VAPE
F: Best flavour and why.
PB: Fried chicken. Because watching your reaction trying to smoke it was better than any flavour I’ve tasted.
MUSIC
F: My fave song of yours is Magnificent. It feels like speed coursing through my fucking body!!! Do u have any more releases on the way?
PB: Yes magnificent is a feel good, motivational dance anthem. I just released a new EP on my new label Mutual Pleasure. 6 tracks that cover everything from getting freaky, consuming ketamine via your genitals, 69ing and my favourite number. I like to tackle real life issues in my music and lyrics, issues that really resonate with your everyday person. Something that your average Joe or Karen can sing along to on their way to work. Take “I love Ketamine so fucking much, I love it so much I put it all on my crotch. I’ve got ket on my dick” for example.
CEO
F: I haven’t spoken about myself in the while. Anything you want to know?
PB: How is Mercedes and Brett Bognut? Send them my love i’m a big fan of them both. I asked Ron Jeremy this once, would you rather socks as condoms or condoms as socks for the rest of your life?
LP: Condoms for socks!!! So I can fuk my foot-fetish sugar daddy in the corn hole for cash :-)
Another one done. God that felt good. Nothing tastes sweet than an encounter with an idol. Is there anyone else you’d love to read on the THT newsletter? Feel free to reply and I will make money moves.
My love to you and your family,
CEO F x